The New York Saddam Times sent their culinary experts to the 30 Major League ballparks to discover what’s good and what isn’t:

If you want to find out how your favorite ballpark rated, click on the photo. Seeing as I’ve been to three (Comerica Park, Chase Field, and Miller Park), I wasn’t too surprised at the ratings. Except for Little Caesars.

They’re talking out of their a**. Dodger Dogs FTW!

And what the frak is a California Pizza Kitchen doing in Anaheim Stadium?

Because it’s California-based, as are the Angels?

At any rate, it just doesn’t belong. I’m conservative on a *few* things, and that includes ball-park food.

Oh, and the death penalty for anyone who suggests putting down Astroturf. Or adding Alex Rodriguez to their lineup.