And now, with my hairs freshly cut and a three-day weekend ahead, courtesy of a co-worker who asked to switch days with me because she needed dental work, let’s check the wires....

LABOUR GETS A** KICKED: The man who, I swear looks like Dan Rather and has signed away the UK’s sovereignty over to Brussels, Maybe he’ll have to call elections for Parliament soon and get voted out of power. Keepa U Fingers Crossed.

CANSECO LOSES HOME: And he quit paying on it. DUHHHHHH!

GERMAN WWII HERO DIES: Yes, this guy was one of the Eagles’ Nest plotters who survived the blast and never got caught.