This week has been extremely rough on my eyes. First one eye, then the other, then both...at some point during the day (mainly in fhe morning, I’ve had to take out one of my contact lenses, forcing me to work with one eye only. I swear, one of these days I’m going to work with an eye patch in hand and play pirate. ARRRR!
But I digress.

WHY NETWORK TV SUCKS: If Battlestar Galactica were in this situation (as Bionic Woman probably is), I have a feeling it’d be gone after, say, episode 6, which would put it where Shelly Godfrey would be mind-frakking Baltar up pretty good, and we’d never know...AGAIN...if the humans ever found Earth.
BILL RESTORING AMERICA’S IMAGE: Shrillary wants her husband to bring back the image of interns on their knees in the Oval Office? Gee thanks a lot! Doesn’t matter if it’s humming or carpet munching...same thing. BAD.
DEAD HARRY ARTWORK: This earless memorial (thanks to the terrorists’ threat against the Spare) is intended to honor those in the UK who are willing but unable to serve in Iraq. I wonder what the Royal Family will have to say about this....