Just so you know, that is another way of saying T.G.I.F. Only in this case, it means ”Forget It, It’s Friday!” Besides, I’m allowed to bunch some stories together on occasion and I’m exercising this option. So here are some stories which caught my eye:

DR. SEUSS...AN INTERNATIONALIST? Yep, seems like he was more conservative (in today’s terms) than you might think. Try this out:

“The Lone Eagle had flown
The Atlantic alone
With fortitude and a ham sandwich.
Great courage that took
But he shivered and shook
At the sound of the gruff German landgwich.”

Considering that Charles Lindbergh ended up with a German family on the side, I can see why he supported Hitler. Read more about it.

MOTHER OF ALL BOMBS: The U.S. tested another one today. When do we get to use it in the Sunni Triangle, like on Fellatio Fallujah and Tikrit? I wonder if my sister saw it go BOOM!

FREE PASS ON INSPECTIONS: As always, rules are for the little people but not for the ruling elite of the UN. Kofi Annan has directed the UN security forces to allow ambassadors and their vehicles to pass without a security inspection IF the ambassadors refuse said inspection, but they must be logged as having refused the inspection. That makes about 200 vehicles potentially off limits. BOOM!

IS THIS B.C. STRIP OFFENSIVE TO MUSLIMS? You be the judge.