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Wednesday, 02 January 2008

Global Warming Update

Filed under: BS Patrol |

I hope The Goracle is slightly dismayed at this news. Then again, he doesn’t give a hoot; he just won the Nobel Peace Prize and continues to make a chunk of change from idiots buying his “documentaries” and books. Here are two quick stories which highlight the fact that when God decides to play with nature, there isn’t a thing we can do about it.
First, a volcano erupting in Chile is forcing 150 tourists to evactuate. Remember, this is summer for them, and any amount of ash spewed into the atmosphere will make for cooler temperatures and prettier sunsets.
Second, my old digs in southeast Michigan got hit with a record-breaking one-foot snowfall yesterday and the snowstorm which did it are heading right for New England...I hope they’re ready for it.
Now what’s that sound I hear rumbling from The Goracle’s mouth? Hot air you say? I thought so.

COMMENTS

Just removed recent snowfall from roof of not so nearby (Minn) home.  Ever notice that storm is nothing to worry about, or bother yourself with, till it hits the major news areas.  Shit hits fan loooooong before it’s a story on MSM, but the people out in flyover country just deal with it and live on.  If this were a real crisis, even goracle would stop flying all over the world, place his head between his legs, and kiss his ass goodbye.  BS patrol is just the right category for him.

Iteki
ps no entries today ??  Hope all is ok in your world.

Y’know, I could have posted the animated gif of The Goracle spewing s**t from his mouth instead of fire...but I think better of it.
Now Dhimmi Carter, on the other hand....cool smirk

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