Please Lance, do this for the US of A! Kick France’s Ass for us!
And while you’re at it, could you also straighten out your squeeze?
Follow Lance’s progress in the Tour de France at the official web site.

Someone should investigate exactly what that man is putting into his body.  Something fishy is going on.

On the other hand, nothing bad has come up in any of the tests Lance has taken. I’d say the guy really IS a clean athlete! Something which definitely pisses the French off!

Yeah… those silly little French!  Shame on them… they should have never sent that fleet of ships to helps us against the British.  Thus by doing so, there would have never been a Lance Armstrong. 

Well, I have to get ready for my Bastielle Day celebrations, which happens to be July 14th.  Chop Chop for now!

As a Tour de France fan and BIG fan of Lance Armstrong, I would add that Lance’s “random” testing calls come up far more than others, and far more than any statistician could account for. He gets “dinged” more times than any other athlete in his sport - and he’s come up clean, every damn time.

A lot of people would like to be in Lance’s shoes right now, or with his shoe endorsements, or licking his shoes, and most of them would say whatever they thought needed to be said to knock him off his rightly-earned pedestal.

Not me. GO Lance, GO!

Number Seven, Number Seven, Number Seven!

Dan Ford
Lance Fan

By the way, if Americans winning the Tour de France piss Frenchie French Men off, then Greg LeMond was the first to piss them off, followed by Lance - six times in a row so far! - and probably someday soon, Zabriskie, the current Tour leader, (with Lance just 2 seconds behind).

Check out ElectricDesert.com for a Tour Wrap Up of the first two days/stages.

By the way, we sent a BIGGER fleet the other way, oh, round about June 6th, 1944, so that kinda pays off the French, I think.

If we hadn’t have sent that “little flotilla,” there wouldn’t be a France to be pissed off at us today. It’d be “Frankreich.”

Of course… and we’d all speaking what????? Dutch?

Who knows… I for one can’t wait for the Bastille Day celebrations to began!  I even have my own little make shift Head Chopper thingy.

Sing this to the tune of the French National Anthem:

“Louie the Sixteenth was the...KING of France
In 17-89!
He was worse than Louie the Fifteenth
He was worse then Louie the Fourteenth
He was worse...than Louie the Thirteenth
He was the worst
Since Louie the First!”

Louie liked the USA.