Here’s a saying which makes sense, from political consultant Norman Adler, regarding the current Ho scandal where New York State Governor Elliot Spitzer (who is a Democrat) got caught with his pants down...and may even resign to avoid impeachment:

“I’m sure that more champagne is being filled in Albany today than in the last five years.”

If I were a resident of the Empire State, I’d want a drink too...but something a little less nuanced like, say, Bourbon and Coke. Or if I’m really in the mood to drink away the headaches politicians want to give away all the time...Beer.