Actually, this occurred about three and one-half hours ago. It was really nice to sleep in. Here’s what’s on the wires:

FARRAH FAWCETT DIES: Man, she was a babe! I remember having that famous poster hanging up in my room during high school.

GOOD ENOUGH FOR THEE, BUT NOT FOR ME: Президент Оба́ма disavows his own Оба́маcare program which he wants to impose on the rest of us. Should we be surprised?

STEP DOWN, GOV. SANFORD: I guess I had hoped that you would rise above the riff-raff politicians. Alas, I am disappointed.