After my recent hospital visit, I’m taking a serious...and I mean, absolutely serious look at changing my diet. My new Official Roommate will help me do this. He’s the close support I’ve needed for a long time, and it’s not going to be easy either.
Then I run across this monstrosity for a breakfast burrito, courtesy of Hardee’s back East:

And before you readers Out West raise the question, yes, Carl’s Jr. has something pretty darn close, called the Loaded Breakfast Burrito; only a couple of ingredients are different. I hate to even think about looking at that nutrition label.