In the wake of last night’s nuclear test in North Korea, estimated by the Russians at between 10 to 20 kilotons, Президент Оба́ма issued a statement of “grave concern.” This is the equivalent of the “strongly worded letter” alluded to by Hans Brix in the movie Team America: World Police to that DFC bastard, Kim Jong Il.
Not only did the North Koreans test the nuke, they also fired three short-range missiles in an attempt to masturbate and ejaculate in front of the world. Unfortunately, they succeeded in pissing off the entire planet, much more so than their fizzle test back in 2006.
And the only other action Президент Оба́ма and the UN will take is to issue a request for the North Koreans to Unclench their Fists. Ain’t. Gonna. Work.