If anyone had any thought about Президент Оба́ма returning his Nobel Peace Prize, like Bolivian President Evo Morales (a short little bastard if I may say so myself) and Влади́мир Во́льфович Жирино́вский (now it’s been awhile since he’s been in the news!) wanted…you can just fuggedaboutit:
“When I received that award, I specifically said there was an irony because I was already dealing with two wars. So I am accustomed to this contradiction of being both a commander-in-chief but also someone who aspires to peace.”
In other words, Оба́ма has told Morales and Zhirinovsky what to go do with themselves. I think I’ll laugh at all three of these idiots here.