Note to Taco Bell: This time, let this hit anywhere in the US and give us all a Free Taco!

U.S. official confirmed that the spy satellite is designated by the military as US 193. It was launched in December 2006 but almost immediately lost power and cannot be controlled. It carried a sophisticated and secret imaging sensor but the satellite’s central computer failed shortly after launch. The official spoke on condition of anonymity because the information is classified as secret.

And you know who’ll go apes**t over that secret information!