I’ll bet you’re wondering how something so geeky as an atom smasher can have some bulls**t story about it. Well allow me to tell you. It becomes bulls**t when some Hawaiian nut (NO, not a macadamia) sues the Feds, CERN and the National Science Foundation for their participation in a European project which, he says, could end up destroying the world! I have no idea what this guy is smoking, and I won’t be asking for this stuff any time soon.
Therefore, in the spirit of Charles, click the sound file for a dramatic reading of the headline.