I’ve been running around town like a chicken with its head cut off, and a handful of folks here in the Valley of The Sun know why. Here’s what’s off the wires:

OLD GM GARAGE SALE: Anyone up for Parking lots? Golf courses? Toxic dumps?

NEW GM IPO IN 2010? After said Garage Sale, it’ll be possible. But the Bankruptcy Judge has some mixed feelings.

JACKO MEMORIAL FEE: Want to go to the Staples Center? Cough up 25 bucks. How much do you want to bet it’ll turn into a lovefest for not only Michael, but also for Президент Оба́ма?