We just don’t know what…yet.
A Japanese newspaper is reporting that North Korea has broken off official ties with South Korea, has banned foreigners (sorry Arec Bardwin), and has also told its diplomats around the world to stay in their embassies, for a major announcement is about to be put forth. Rumors must be running rampant about the status of Kim Jong Il’s health, or lack thereof. In other words, we may be getting the following:

김정일은 죽는다! 손-오f-아-bXXch은 죽는다!

Either that, or the little cockroach took off in his spaceship. Either way…a benefit to the world.