Our favorite terrorist Osama has released a tape calling the current campaigns to isolate Hamas and the Sudan part of the Crusader and Zionist war against Islam. Blah blah blah yadda yadda yadda:

“And they do not want a truce unless it is from our side only…they insist on continuing their crusader campaign against our nation and to loot our wealth.”

Excuse me, we’re paying you for it. Twice. You turn around and fund the madrassas around the world to fuel the hatred you have for us. Did you ever stop to think how totally emaciated you and your kind would be if we converted our economy to run on hydrogen and fuel cells? Well if we did that…your oil would be so cheap and so plentiful once again, you’d have to find new uses for it, like, like lubricant! Oh wait a minute, they’ve already done that.

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