OK, so John Kerry said he’d put every potential American action to a “global test” to bring France and Germany on board. Ain’t gonna work!
And it didn’t take long for some funny schmucks to publish a Global Test to determine what’s in America’s best interests. The Christian Science Monitor also published a Global Test to help determine where one’s political views lie.
On Test #1 I lost track at -5100 points, but wait until you attempt to take the test in French. On Test #2 I scored as a neoconservative. Tell me something I didn’t already know!