One of the strangest self-induced mutants ever to walk the face of the Earth, Michael Jackson, is now a Muslim, confirming a report from three years ago. Supposedly, he was feeling a “bit down” while recording a new album, and a couple of his Muslim buddies helped to convert him.
Gee, I guess that means he’ll have to stop recording the album, as music is generally un-Islamic. His other sick behavior has already helped Mikaeel (his new name) fit in quite well. And he’s so weak-minded, he’ll quickly start spouting the Party Line that “Islam is a Religion of Peace™,” just like his brother Jermaine who converted in 1989.
Hud is right. They can have him.