Who’s Tiger Woo? Just ask Peoples Hernandez from Shaft:

Peoples Hernandez: You play golf?
[Walter Wade Jr. nods]
Peoples Hernandez: Golf is phat...Tiger Woo, Tiger Woo, I like him.

So do I...as do millions of Sports Fans! Yes, we’re talking about Tiger Woods! He wins the British Open at its definitive course at St. Andrews. And he’s well on his way to blow away Jack Nicklaus‘ record of 18 major victories. And Tiger isn’t even 30 yet!
Yes, this is it for the Golden Bear though. He’s handed the torch of Golf to a magnificent man in Tiger Woods...and he’s not even 30 yet!

You may wish to take comfort in the fact that for a short while after Tiger Woo got married, he was slightly off his game! Doesn’t take a rocket scientist to figure out why either!

Puh leezee… he probably has 5 or 6 different “ho-ho’s” lined up every night.  Wife or no wife… he’s gonna dip it in to whatever he can.