Guess who’s behind this latest scheme to build a mile-high skyscraper (or is it a minaret?) in Jeddah, Saudi Arabia. Why it’s none other than Prince al-Walid bin Talal, the son of a bitch who tried to bribe New York City with $10 million after 9/11 to denounce Israeli policies, and Mayor Giuliani told him to stick his $10 million where the sun doesn’t shine. He also is the guy who’s buying an Airbus A380 as his personal flying palace.
Of course, in the article, the tower’s listed height is 5,250 feet, which is 30 feet short of a mile, but it seems like the Saudi prince doesn’t care. He must really have a tiny d**k.

Macker, I’m all for building this, IF they use Saudi money, Saudi architects, Saudi engineers and Saudi construction workers!

Mweh! It’ll NEVER get started, let alone get finished!

And if, for some reason, they DO begin it, it’ll crumble in on itself from the Saudi-Muslim reasoning built into it: “If God wants it to stand, it will stand. Reduce the girder size and concrete quantities!” Insh’allah in the Workplace!

Either that or they’ll simply blame the JOOOOOOS!