“O Can-ni-bus…
Our home-grown native plaaaaant!”
Fortunately, the government of Canadian Prime Minister Stephen Harper has decided not to renew legislation to legalize marijuana in Canada. The legislation was introduced by the previous government, led by the Liberals. This decision will affect sales of munchies throughout that country, eh.
On the other hand, it will likely renew the cops’ (and the Mounties‘) fervor to hunt down those people growing BC Bud, and the stock value of Tim Hortons will increase as well (remember the legend of cops and donuts!). Soon, we’ll hear the following emanating from the north, eh:
“O Canada,
We Stand On Guard For Thee!”