Free Lunch at work today! Yes, the bosses are catering our lunch for all the hard work we’ve been putting in. Has to do with “world-class”...I swear, every time I hear that phrase I think of Ross Pee-rot! But I digress.
Here’s what’s on tap for today:
ANOTHER WARDROBE MALFUNCTION? I think it must be a slow news day in the UK. I personally don’t see any exposed nipple(s) on Beyonce Knowles’ dress. Do you?
HEISMAN SHIPPED HOME: I ain’t never heard of no “secrity.” Have you? They must be the folks who think the Heisman Trophy is a dangerous weapon in the hands of an Ohio State player (which amuses MIchigan Fans such as myself to no end).
PRESSING FOR PATERNITY: Does the Ho, who now lives in the Bahamas (gee I wonder why?), want to remain a Ho? Do we really want to find out? I sure as hell don’t!