I am shaking my head on this one. Why is this Florida Republican putting forth a bill to regulate restaurant toilet paper? WHY, dammit!
Are Florida businesses too lazy to conduct supply studies and keep track of how fast they expend TP supplies and order accordingly? Since this bill doesn’t exactly say how much constitutes “enough” of the stuff...I have a suggestion: encourage these dumb owners to install these instead:

Yeah, these’ll wipe your problem out in no time!