And Useful Ones, at that!

In my opinion (and quite likely yours too!), Steve Jobs should have won. Even though he is dead. He didn’t even make the Runners-Up List.
TIME thinks these protesters (including the Guy Fawkes Masked Protesters, pictured above: they’re from Russia BTW) positively contributed to their respective societies. Nothing could be further from the truth…especially the ones who “protested” all over the Middle East. And guess what, they got EXACTLY what they really wanted: Mohammedan Democracy. One Man, One Vote, One Time Only! And Destroy the JOOOOOOS!
Next, they will all sing the Muslim National Anthem™! Good going, TIME. NOT.