Yes, my friends, there really is such a book. Kevin Aylward at Wizbang thought it would be a good idea to replace the original captions with OUR versions of what the Democratic Party stands for in this day and age, and so I took him up on it (click on the thumbnails above). I saw a lot of funny captions over at the Wizbang entry, but this one takes the cake:

“...because you’re mommy’s little baby, and you need mommy for everything. You need taken care of. You need protected. You’re not going anywhere. Without mommy you’d be cold and alone. You need mommy to watch you and make sure you are a good person. Wouldn’t that be nice, if mommy could watch everybody and make sure they were good people? Never betray mommy. I Said You Are Not Leaving. Mommy is watching you.”

Yep, it definitely explains why my ex-wife is a Democrat!