The one major difference between liberals and conservatives can be summed up nicely with this: Liberals believe human beings are inherently good, while conservatives believe we’re born inherently evil. Put Will Smith into the former category, for even he believes Der Führer had the best intentions in mind when he ran Germany.

“Even Hitler didn’t wake up going, ‘Let me do the most evil thing I can do today.’
“I think he woke up in the morning and using a twisted, backwards logic, he set out to do what he thought was ‘good.’ Stuff like that just needs reprogramming.”

You just lost another customer. After this bulls**t, there’s no frakkin’ way I will see ‘I Am Legend.’ Someone should buy you a ticket to Auschwitz.