Not only was yesterday Valentine’s Day, it was Statehood Day here in AZ. We’re 96! Our managers decided to shower us with...chocolates. Woo. Hoo.
ANYhoo...here’s the F.I.I.F. wire:
SEX CHALLENGE: How this will be verified, I do not know. The one group who’s more likely than not to ask hard questions will be...the wives. Snicker....
NIU: RUN, HIDE: Yet another typical “Guns Are Evil” reaction. One of these days, there will be a student who decides to “frak the law” and take the b*st*rd out with his CCW weapon!
FRAK THE LANGUAGE POLICE, EH: Quebec goes apes**t over imported beer posters which, of course, aren’t in French. I hope this guy wins, eh.










