It’s my day off, and time for some quick thoughts before I run errands…

MORE BS COMING FROM MIKE AL-MOOR: In addition to the “Official Fahrenheit 9/11 Reader” which (if I understand correctly) will “enhance the viewing experience” of the upcoming DVD release (yes, that IS sarcastic!), Simon & Schuster will publish Mike al-Moor’s latest collection of letters from soldiers stationed in Iraq who are not happy with their lot. It’s called “Will They Ever Trust Us Again?”
I don’t think I’ll be too much off the mark to say said letters will come from men and women who are malcontents in the armed forces and didn’t realize when they signed up (for the education of course) that they could be sent into Harm’s Way.
In other words kids, if you’re reading this and considering joining up, be sure to read the fine print BEFORE YOU SIGN on the dotted line!

AL GORE GETS SPEEDING TICKET IN OREGON: He got clocked for doing 75 in a 55 zone. I’m sure the cop who gave him the ticket is glad he didn’t spew forth his fire! He has until December to fight the ticket.
Hey Al...if you really want to SPEED, come to Arizona!