And there’s still some interesting news out there…I didn’t think there would be:

JOLIE CALLS ОБАМА OUT: Too bad she’s not like her old man. I don’t see her quitting the Film Actors’ Guild anytime soon.

SC GOV GETS DIVORCE PAPERS: Dang, I’m surprised she didn’t hit him with these earlier.

PAY CZAR SETS $500K SALARIES: If there’s anyone out there who didn’t believe this was going to happen, they are frakkin’ stupid!