I hope The Goracle is slightly dismayed at this news. Then again, he doesn’t give a hoot; he just won the Nobel Peace Prize and continues to make a chunk of change from idiots buying his “documentaries” and books. Here are two quick stories which highlight the fact that when God decides to play with nature, there isn’t a thing we can do about it.
First, a volcano erupting in Chile is forcing 150 tourists to evactuate. Remember, this is summer for them, and any amount of ash spewed into the atmosphere will make for cooler temperatures and prettier sunsets.
Second, my old digs in southeast Michigan got hit with a record-breaking one-foot snowfall yesterday and the snowstorm which did it are heading right for New England...I hope they’re ready for it.
Now what’s that sound I hear rumbling from The Goracle’s mouth? Hot air you say? I thought so.