Slowly…inexorably…it still happens. And you cannot avoid it. Let’s see what’s on the wires:

FASTER, PLEASE: الرئيس أوباما doesn’t have the intestinal fortitude to do the job.

WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE: Wouldn’t that be something if that giant iceberg struck Oz’s continental shelf?

ОБАМА TO DEMS: COME TO WOODSHED WH: And they’ll try again when no one’s paying attention….