Here’s another reason why I loathe the Народная Республика Ильиной*. A Marine finds some guy who happens to be a lawyer lean up against his car, keying it. The Marine calls the Cops and has the lawyer arrested. The prosecutors don’t want to prosecute the lawyer becasue they say it isn’t worth their time.
I hope this lawyer’s business goes way down after this incident. Read the whole thing here, and if you’re as pissed off as I am, there’s contact information too.

* - People’s Republic of Illinois