Well well well! Canadian Prime Minister Stephen Harper and the rest of the Tories (I’ll bet!) have finally gotten tired of the Bloc Québecois’ bulls**t game of whining and moaning about their status within Canadian society, so he proposed a motion to recognize Quebec’s unique status as “a nation within a united Canada,” eh:

“For (the Bloc), ‘nation’ means separation,” Harper said.
“Quebecers have always played a historic role in advancing Canada with solidarity, courage, and vision, and to build a confident Quebec, an independent Quebec that’s proud and has solidarity within a strong and united Canada, an independent and free Canada,” he said.
“Do Quebecers form a nation within a united Canada? The answer is yes. Do Quebecers form an independent nation from Canada? The answer is no, and it will always be no.”

Hear Hear! Truer words were never spoken. Now the BQ (and also many Quebecers) will have to change their trousers to the brown color, eh.