Macker's World

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Because We Are Too Stupid

Allow me to inform you that this proposed new vehicle sticker was in response to the Energy Independence and Security Act of 2007, which was enacted by a Конгресс controlled by the Demo☭rats and signed by President George W. Bush. We all know how independent and secure our national energy resources are as a result of this magnanimous act, don’t we.
We’re all on the same page…good.

New Moniker for Президент Оба́ма

I managed to force myself to watch some of his speech tonight, declaring the cessation of Operation Iraqi Freedom. Gee, Господин Президент, what will the next operation be named…Operation Iraqi Submission? S**t, they might as well call it that.
MY OFFICIAL PREDICTION: By no later than January 20, 2013, the United Islamic Republic will come into being. That is, of course, assuming that Iran and Iraq (not to mention the rest of the Middle East) survive that long.
Oh…I should go back to the subject matter at hand.
I learned a new moniker tonight for الرئيس أوباما: “NIC”. I will leave it up to you to figure that one out.

Разве Зто Не Мужское?

Ah, Владимир Владимирович is once again showing the world he’s got more intestinal fortitude than the metrosexual beta male in the White House. Last week he shot a whale…and of course, the el cubos go apes**t. This week, he drove a stretch of Russia’s Legendary Highways in a variety of vehicles, including a Лада and an American Джип. The latter may come as a surprise to anyone who has not studied Russian History. After all, it helped save the CCCP during the Great Patriotic War.
So once again, Pooty shows up you-know-who: Посмотрите на вещи мужественный я могу сделать! Может ли президент метросексуал это сделать?

Another Classic Find

Now here’s another classic concept vehicle from the 1960s which deserves Colonial Recognition:

Looks like something Tomas Vergis would drive!

Friday Night Video

Dang! I never thought I’d see a live interpretation of this joke. WARNING! NSFW!

Yes, There Really Is a Canadian Idol, Eh

My first reaction to this story about a Terrorist who was caught in a plot in London, Ontario was: “Huh? I didn’t know there was a Canadian Idol, eh?”
Actually, there is. It’s been on for six seasons. Shows you how much I care about this genre. I would hope their judges aren’t as flamboyant as ours are. Perhaps our good Canadian readers can fill me in, eh.

What a Way to Ruin Friday

I’m going to thank Vilmar for showing this photo on his site today. I’m just glad I haven’t eaten breakfast yet.
And now, since we’ve displayed Диктор Пелоси as The Joker, are we Racist or Sexist? Right-thinking Americans already know the answer; half the fun is now sitting back and watching the other side go apes**t!
Cue Batman Joker TV music....

Election Night Video

While we’re waiting for the election results, here’s a kick-a** Pro-USA and Anti-Оба́ма music video:

Primary Day

Well, here it is. Today is Primary Day here in Arizona, and the Republicans get to decide who will represent their party in the November General Election against whoever the Demo☭rats choose on their side. I sent in my Early Ballot two weeks ago and from what you see here, you can tell who I voted for…that is, if you didn’t already see it over to the right. Never mind the bilingual bulls**t, I’ve ranted about that on several other occasions.
Senator McCain…it is TIME FOR YOU TO COME HOME.

Президент Оба́ма‘s Next Job

I have to laugh at Toby Harnden of the UK Telegraph. He postulates about Президент Оба́ма‘s plans after the 2012 Election. It took him this long to figure out Оба́ма meant what he said when he commented about being a “great one-term President.”
After all, he too was blinded by the light from two years ago. He could have saved himself a whole lot of time writing this, had this not occurred. In any case, it’s very easy to figure out what he wants to do after he surrenders power: he’ll just fly up to Turtle Bay and take up shop as the next Secretary-General of the United Nations.
There, wasn’t that easy enough, Mr. Harnden?

He Who Lives in Glass Houses…

...have lots of money:

Gee, does it also have video windows too?

And Since It is Friday…

Here’s Bosch Fawstin’s latest take on the GZM. Me Likey!

Another Mystery Solved

I like solving mysteries in the middle of the night….
Remember good folks, when you go to a site which doesn’t recognize your browser…AND if you have the capability…tell it to identify as another browser.
I was going to add something about electronic taqiyya, then thought better of it. OK, back to bed now.

GZM: Where I Stand

For the most part, unless you’ve hidden under a rock, I’ve kept my mouth shut here on this controversy. No more.
We all know how الرئيس أوباما feels about it. We all know how the leader of this project feels about our role in the 9/11 attacks.
It’s 2 blocks from where the WTC once stood. Parts of the landing gear from United 175 came crashing through this building, and that is why the Mohammedans claim this as a Holy Site.
There are also reports of this project being put on permanent hold…and I don’t believe them. The politicians from NYC up to the Demo☭rats in Waschington can no longer pull the wool over our eyes. This site is a total disgrace to the victims of 9/11 and their families. It should not be built.
And if it IS, then those who oppose this should desecrate this on a continual basis…using pig lard or (my favorite!) Liquid SPAM®! Also, that ghey bar should be opened right next to it!

NOTHING Is Sacred Anymore

Not even John Wayne.
They’re going to remake True Grit, of all things. They’re casting Jeff Bridges in the role of Rooster Cogburn. Bridges is a fine actor in his own right. But remaking this classic Western is yet another sign of Hollywood’s destitution of ideas.
They’ll probably do to Cogburn what they did to Jim Phelps: turn his character upside down.
And guess who’s playing Glen Campbell’s character: Yeah…Matt Damon of the Film Actors’ Guild. I sure hope Wayne is in Heaven; he’s probably cryin’ up a storm over this.

Don’t Tread On Me

With all the crap that’s going on…and as an even better acknowledgement of our country in distress, I decided last night to change my banner to something more appropriate.
Namely, the Gadsden Flag, the de facto symbol of the Tea Party Movement. All I will say is that Президент Оба́ма and the Demo☭rats, not to mention all liberals, mess with this at their peril.

Blago Walks!

ONE COUNT! That’s all the Government could get against Rod Blagojevich. Isn’t is coincidence that he went down on almost the same count that Martha Stewart wend into the pokey for!
Imagine that.
From what I understand, Lying to the Feds is punishable by up to five years in Prison and a $250,000 Fine. By the time he’s sentenced and the gavel bangs down, that’ll be paid and he’ll likely get a very mild time in the slammer. Then he can go back to his new celebrity career.
Just like Martha Stewart. Don’t you just LOVE our Justice System? Especially in Крук-Каунти, штат Ильиной!

Those Voices Don’t Speak for the Rest of Us

Ronald Reagan is right once again:

Это Россия, Вы Знаете!

Imagine this as a prequisite to work someplace:

A Russian tycoon has told 6,000 workers at his private dairy company that they’ll be fired if they’ve ever had an abortion, or if those who are “living in sin” don’t get married within two months.
Vasily Boiko, who officially changed his name to Boiko-Veliky, which means “Boiko the Great,” has set a deadline of October 14—a Russian Orthodox Church holiday—for any of his unmarried employees who live with a partner to get married, or get fired.

My goodness, can you just imagine the outcry if this ever happened here in the США! In any case…nice to be covered!