Take a good look at him, folks. He’s already figuring out how to bulls**t the world when he goes on trial. Wait, I take that back. He’s already doing that!
How, you ask? Well he appeared in another hearing on July 21 (according to Al-Arabiya TV), and in it, he launched into a tirade of how he doesn’t have access to a lawyer:

“The lawyer only sees his client when there is an investigation session. Is this the law?”

Yet the video shows another man sitting beside him. Probably his lawyer...and a newbie at that, considering how his old barrister quit on him and blames us.
Later on, he whines about not being “greeted” properly:

“When someone like me says ‘Peace be upon you,’ and no one responds, then this is a big insult for someone like Saddam Hussein.”

Maybe it’s because he’s got a big ego for starters, and the judges are probably resisting great temptation to tell him P*SS be upon you! We gotta continue to keep an eye on Saddam, or else when he finally is brought to trial it’ll turn into another circus like what happened with Slobodan Misonofabitch!