A quarter century ago, a story was published in, if I recall correctly, the National Enquirer, about scientists finding conclusive evidence of Life in Outer Space. The “evidence” was a stock photo from Battlestar Galactica!
Not even in the age of the Internet can one escape the horrors, or better yet, the buffoonery of the tabloids! The Weekly World News’ online edition posts a story about a secret portal to Hell which supposedly exists in FRANCE of all places!

If this were true, then perhaps it would explain the rush to dhimmitude the French are subjecting themselves to.