Is the quintessential terrorist and lead thug of the Palestinian Authority about to make his curtain call? Hard to say at this point, but better be ready for such an event with a small chronicle of his life.

Born in BFE
Learned to lie from the Mufti
And his father too

Tool of KGB
He created PLO
Is he DOA?

Wanted all Jordan
King Hussein kicked his fat rear
Out in ‘70

Then Black September
Killed the Israeli Athletes
Darkness in Munich

Brandished his pistol
At the crooked Zionist
Tyrant UN Group

His PLO Goons
Murdered Leon Klinghoffer
Threw him overboard

Stained the White House sheets
with a fake peace overture
and Bogus Peace Prize

Twice in sixteen years
He’s launched an intifada
Now he’s 0-and-2

As for punishment
got holed up in Ramallah
Where’s the Red Binder?

And now it is time
Arafat meets his Maker
And it ain’t Allah

Very Short Trial
Long List of Iniquities
Sends him down to...DUHHHHHH!