SADDAM HUSSEIN (sung to the tune of the "Road Runner" Cartoon Theme)
Hey Kids! That is, those of you who grew up in the 1960s and 1970s. Remember the Road Runner Song? One day shortly before the war started I decided to redo the lyrics, and here's what I came up with....

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If you’re in Iraq and Saddam Hussein goes ‘beep beep,’
Just step aside or you’ll end up in a heap.
Saddam Hussein kills dissidents all day.
Even the UN can’t make him change his ways.

Refrain
Saddam Hussein, George Dubya’s after you.
Saddam Hussein, if he catches you you’re through!

Saddam Hussein is really a crazy clown,
One day he’ll learn that the US will mow him down
Saddam Hussein wants to bother everyone,
Gassin’ the Kurds is his idea of having fun.

Refrain (x2)